willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

image


shes beauty, shes grace

shes beauty, shes grace

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

bamalam31:

That shit was funny teach!

bamalam31:

That shit was funny teach!

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there