brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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arthurdarvvill:

be the person chris traeger knows you can be

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”